Tila Tequila is like herpes: we're stuck with her now that we got her, and her outbreaks are always at the worst possible times. Hot on the heels of her announcement that she feels sorry for Hitler, we're treated to her latest infection -- namely, her new sex tape, which (unlike the first one) features Ms. Tequila "doing it" with a guy. You know... in case you were looking for last minute gift ideas for crazy Uncle Ted (we all have that ONE uncle...). 

Since I know you're all waiting for the details with bated breath, let me share them with you: TMZ is reporting that "a sex tape featuring Tila Tequila will hit the internet in the next few weeks ... TMZ has learned Vivid Entertainment obtained footage of Tila recently banging on camera ... and they plan to release the video just in time for Christmas. Stocking stuffers, anyone? We saw the footage -- calling it "hardcore" is an understatement ... especially compared to her last tape, which was an all-girl affair. Tila isn't saying if she signed off on the tape -- but since it's being released to the public ... you do the math."

Also, for the record, The Superficial points out that Vivid Entertainment founder Steve Hirsch is "Jewish as shit." (Welp!) This is leading to speculation that her "sympathy for Hitler" rants were a meta-type marketing ploy... and really, does Tila NOT do anything for "marketing"? Of course, inspired by Tila's rash of lunacy, fellow herpes sore Farrah Abraham just tweeted that she "masturbates to the Holocaust" (disgusting)! Oh, and don't forget to get her sex tape for 30% off (40% off for "members" of her website). 

Personally, I liked it better when the old version of MySpace died... and with it, Tila's "fame." Then, MTV had to give her a platform... and eventually, her star faded away there, too. With this latest stunt, I guess she's hoping for the "third time being a charm." Lucky us -- not.